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Dal Dard Aur Do Roommates

Dal Dard Aur Do Roommates

Pune ke is co-ed hostel mein life ka schedule itna fixed tha ki alarm ki zarurat kam, aadat ki zyada thi. Subah 7:30 ka lecture, 8:45 ka breakfast, 10:00 library, 1:00 mess, 4:00 chai, 8:30 dinner, aur raat ko room mein wohi same do log — Vikas aur Kunal — jo har din ek dusre ko irritate bhi karte the aur sambhalte bhi the. Room number 214 ka scene sabko pata tha: Vikas bed ke side mein apni books, notes aur pen ek proper line mein rakhta tha, aur Kunal? Kunal ka side dekh ke lagta tha jaise kisi cyclone ne “organised chaos” ko personally challenge kiya ho.

“Bhai, tu room mein rehta hai ya museum?” Kunal har dusre din bolta.

Vikas bina uthe reply deta, “Aur tu bed par rehta hai ya emotional landfill mein?”

Kunal hamesha is line par fake hurt face banata, “Wah, kya poetry hai. Final-year student ho, dikha raha hai.”

Dono ka bond waise brother-brother type tha — one minute teasing, next minute chai share, phir raat ko kisi random topic pe serious discussion. Vikas silent protector tha, jo bina bole sab dekh leta tha. Kunal drama king tha, jo bina bole bhi 10 emotion dikha deta tha. Hostel mein sabko lagta tha ki ye dono bas roommate hain, but room ke andar ka scene alag hi tha. Vikas unofficial class notes supplier bhi tha, toh half campus usko “responsible bhai” bolta tha. Aur Kunal? Usko “full-time overthinker, part-time comedian” ka certificate milna chahiye tha.

Sab normal chal raha tha. Ya kam se kam aisa lag raha tha.

Phir ek Monday aaya, aur Kunal ne lunch skip kar diya.

Pehle Vikas ne notice nahi kiya. Hostel mein lunch skip karna koi crime thodi hota hai. Kabhi class, kabhi mood, kabhi mess ka khana — reasons mil hi jaate the. Par next day bhi Kunal ne plate li, do spoon rice uthaya, dal ko dekh ke face banaya, aur bas chai pe chala gaya. Third day tak Vikas ka patience ka meter hil gaya.

“Bhai, tu lunch kyun nahi kha raha?” Vikas ne room mein seedha poocha, bilkul flat tone mein.

Kunal ne aankh uthayi bhi nahi. “Bhookh nahi hai.”

“Teen din se bhookh nahi hai?”

“Bas mood nahi hai.”

Vikas ne thoda sa eyebrow raise kiya. “Mood nahi hai ya attention chahiye?”

Kunal ka head turant utha. “Haan, bas mujhe attention chahiye. Hostel mein aur kya milta hai?”

Vikas ne dry smile ke saath laptop band kiya. “Mazaak mat kar. Seriously bol.”

Kunal ka face instantly off ho gaya. “Tu seriously hi toh bolta rehta hai. Har baat pe lecture. Khana kha, padh le, sleep kar le, stress mat le. Bhai, main koi machine hoon?”

Vikas ko laga ye bas usual Kunal attitude hai. But andar se usko gussa bhi aa raha tha, tension bhi. Us week uske ghar se bhi call aayi thi — papa aur mama ke beech phir se wahi same endless argument, aur phone rakhne ke baad Vikas ne room mein aake bas wall ko dekha tha. Usne kisi ko bataya nahi. Uske liye “main theek hoon” bolna aadat se zyada defense mechanism tha.

Ussi din mess mein scene aur बिगड़ गया. Lunch mein wahi thandi dal, overcooked rice aur aadhi cooked sabzi. Kunal ne plate mein bas do bites liye aur phir plate ko aise push kiya jaise usne kuch personal insult dekh liya ho.

“Yeh khana bhi meri life jaisa ho gaya hai,” Kunal ne bina emotion ke kaha.

Vikas ne plate ki taraf dekha, phir Kunal ki taraf. “Matlab?”

“Matlab bland. Cold. Useless.”

Vikas ka temper finally crack hua. “Acha? Teri life ka khana se comparison ho gaya? Teen din se lunch skip kar raha hai aur yahan philosophy chalu hai?”

Kunal ki aankhon mein bhi irritation aa gayi. “Tu samajhta hi kya hai?”

“Main samajhta hoon ki tu apni health ka tamasha bana raha hai.”

“Tamasha?” Kunal ki voice thodi loud ho gayi. “Tu bol raha hai tamasha? Tu toh aise act karta hai jaise sab control mein hai. Jaise tu sab theek kar lega. News flash: har cheez fix nahi hoti, Vikas.”

Us line ke saath room mein jo invisible wall bani thi, woh aur thick ho gayi. Vikas ne kuch reply nahi kiya. Kunal ne bhi plate chhod di aur bina khaye uth gaya. Hostel corridor mein log has rahe the, kisi ke speakers se gaana baj raha tha, kisi ka group assignment ka panic चल रहा tha, but 214 mein silence itna heavy tha jaise AC nahi, emotional freeze chal raha ho.

Us raat Vikas ne notes arrange kiye, table clean kiya, chai ka cup khatam kiya, aur phir bhi neend nahi aayi. Kunal bed par munh ghuma ke pada tha, phone scroll kar raha tha, par actually kuch dekh nahi raha tha. Dono ek hi room mein the, par beech mein itna distance tha jaise hostel aur ghar ke beech hota hai. Vikas ko gussa bhi aa raha tha aur guilt bhi. Kunal ko lag raha tha Vikas usko judge kar raha hai. Aur Vikas ko lag raha tha Kunal overreact kar raha hai. Typical roommate tragedy.

Agli shaam mess mein Rafiq Bhaiya ne Kunal ka plate dekha, phir Kunal ka face dekha, phir plate ke untouched dal ko dekha. Rafiq Bhaiya mess supervisor kam, hostel ke mood reader zyada the. Unki moustache ke neeche se ek aisi line nikli jo simple thi, but seedha dil pe lagi.

“Beta,” woh bole, “khana pet ke liye hota hai. Par kabhi-kabhi do log ek plate mein apni baat bhi kha lete hain.”

Kunal ne pehle toh halka sa awkward smile diya, kyunki line thodi funny bhi thi. Par phir uska face freeze ho gaya. Vikas ne bhi spoon rok diya. Rafiq Bhaiya ne bas itna aur bola, “Aaj ka dal pakka thandi hai. Par tum dono ka mood usse bhi thanda lag raha hai.”

Phir woh dusri table ki taraf chale gaye, jaise kuch hua hi na ho. But hua tha.

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