2 Male Actors (M + M) 5 - 8 Minutes Pure Comedy
No Parking
Full Shooting Script in Industry Courier Monospace Format
FADE IN:
EXT. NARROW ROADSIDE PARKING LANE - AFTERNOON
Tez dhoop. Tang lane. Ek WHITE SEDAN blocked khadi hai. Faded paint lines. Ek TRAFFIC CONE beech mein. Door kahin HONKING ka shor.
VIKAS (36), polo shirt, office badge, paseene mein tar-batar, car keys clutch kiye, gusse mein gaadi ke paas khada hai.
Babu (50), reflective vest, cap, whistle, pocket mein notebook, cone ke paas aaram se khada hai.
VIKAS
Yeh meri parking hai.
BABU
Aaj ke liye temporarily claimed hai.
VIKAS
Kya matlab temporarily?
BABU
Matlab… temporarily.
Vikas exhale karta hai, keys jhatak kar.
VIKAS
Kiske liye claimed hai?
BABU
Neighborhood committee ke liye.
VIKAS
Kaunsi committee?
Babu notebook nikaalta hai, kholta hai.
BABU
Jo committee aapko yaad nahi, par aapki gaadi ko yaad hai.
VIKAS
Main police bulaunga.
Babu whistle ko fingers mein ghumata hai.
BABU
Bula lo. Main bhi complaint file kar dunga.
VIKAS
Kis cheez ki?
BABU
Illegal cone displacement.
Vikas stares.
VIKAS
Cone displacement?
BABU
Serious issue hai, sir.
Vikas office badge tap karta hai.
VIKAS
Main is building mein kaam karta hoon.
BABU
Kaam karte ho, isliye parking chahiye.
Rules padho.
Vikas cone uthakar side mein rakhne ki koshish karta hai. Babu instantly WHISTLE blows.
BABU
Oho!
Vikas freezes.
VIKAS
Kya hai?
BABU
Cone ko haath mat lagao.
VIKAS
Tum kaun ho, inspector?
BABU
Main? Main parking attendant hoon.
Aur kabhi-kabhi janata ka dard bhi hoon.
VIKAS
Bahut drama kar rahe ho.
BABU
Drama nahi. Procedure.
Babu notebook mein entries dikhata hai.
BABU (CONT'D)
Monday reserved.
Tuesday reserved.
Wednesday reserved.
VIKAS
Yeh toh permanent reservation lag raha hai.
BABU
Temporary ka matlab hota hai,
jab tak zarurat ho.
Vikas gusse se hansa.
VIKAS
Tumhara logic hi galat hai.
BABU
Logic? Yahan parking mein logic nahi,
patience chalta hai.
Pehli baar Babu thoda Vikas ko dekh kar poochta hai:
BABU (CONT'D)
Naam?
VIKAS
Vikas Sharma.
Babu notebook mein kuch check karta hai. Phir lane ke end mein ek PURANI BUILDING ki taraf ishara.
BABU
Vikas Sharma?
Yeh jo aapki gaadi hai na,
yeh aapke purane ghar ke saamne khadi hai.
Vikas ka gussa slow motion mein toot-ta hai.
VIKAS
Kya?
BABU
Sharma House.
Wahi jahan aap cycle park karte the.
Vikas building ko dekhta hai. Faded nameplate. Purani khidkiyan.
VIKAS
Yeh… mera ghar tha.
BABU
Haan.
Aur yeh spot bhi.
Babu notebook se ek purana PARKING SLIP nikaalta hai.
BABU (CONT'D)
Dekho.
“Sharma House - No Parking.
Except family.”
Vikas slip dekhta hai. Stunned.
VIKAS
Tum tab se yahin ho?
BABU
Tab se.
Aap chhote the.
Sunday ko cycle yahin khadi kar dete the.
Vikas ka chehra soft ho jata hai.
VIKAS
Toh… spot mera tha?
BABU
Tha.
Ab bhi hai.
Bas fine lag gaya hai.
VIKAS
Kis baat ka fine?
BABU
Apne hi ghar ke saamne illegal parking ka.
Beat. Vikas phir has padta hai.
VIKAS
Tum pagal ho.
BABU
Aur aap late.
Dono hasne lagte hain. Honking ab bhi off-screen.
Vikas pocket se crumpled note nikaalta hai aur Babu ko deta hai.
VIKAS
Chalo, fine de diya.
Babu note dekhta hai, satisfied.
BABU
Welcome back, resident.
Babu whistle blow karta hai once, final.
Vikas car mein baithta hai, reverse karta hai.
Babu traffic cone seedha karta hai aur notebook band.
Vikas window se bahar dekhta hai.
VIKAS
Ek baat batao…
agar main yahin rehta, toh parking free hoti?
BABU
Free? Haan.
Par permit ke saath.
Vikas shakes his head, smiling.
FADE OUT.
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