2 Female Actors (F + F) 5 - 8 Minutes Pure Comedy
Parking Spot 7
Full Shooting Script in Industry Courier Monospace Format
INT. APARTMENT PARKING LOT - NOON
Harsh sunlight. Cramped parking lot. Painted lines. A SECURITY BOOTH in the background. PARKING SPOT 7 is the only shaded spot.
NANDINI (41), formal salwar suit, sunglasses on head, giant handbag, clipboard, stands at the edge of the shade.
ZOYA (33), helmet on, jacket, sneakers, leans casually on her SCOOTER seat.
NANDINI
Excuse me. Ye spot occupied kaise hai?
ZOYA
Madam, same way aapka mood occupied lag raha hai.
NANDINI
Main principal hoon.
ZOYA
Wah. Parking lot mein bhi attendance lena shuru?
Nandini opens clipboard like a verdict.
NANDINI
Society rules ke hisaab se shaded spot priority use ke liye hai.
ZOYA
Great. Main bhi priority use pe hi hoon.
NANDINI
Aap kaun si priority?
ZOYA
Dhoop se bachne ki.
Nandini steps closer, offended.
NANDINI
Main yahan park karne aayi hoon.
ZOYA
Aur main yahan exist kar rahi hoon. Tough competition.
Nandini points to the spot.
NANDINI
Ye mera scheduled shade hai.
ZOYA
Shade pe appointment? Madam, aap doctor ho ya dictator?
Nandini snaps open a folded paper.
NANDINI
Main notice issue kar sakti hoon.
ZOYA
Please do. School mein bhi free worksheets deti hongi na?
Zoya casually lifts her helmet, wipes sweat.
NANDINI
Ye car spot hai.
ZOYA
Aur ye scooter hai.
NANDINI
Rules sabke liye same hote hain.
ZOYA
Haan. Bas interpretation alag hoti hai.
Nandini places a PARKING CONE in the middle of the shade.
NANDINI
Ab dekhiye.
Zoya slowly circles the cone with her scooter, not touching it.
ZOYA
Madam, aap cones ko bhi emotional support deti ho kya?
NANDINI
This is official.
ZOYA
Aapka clipboard dekh ke lag raha hai aapne illegal authority ka course kiya hai.
Nandini starts writing on the clipboard.
NANDINI
Towing notice.
ZOYA
Date?
NANDINI
Aaj.
ZOYA
Time?
NANDINI
Abhi.
ZOYA
Reason?
NANDINI
Obstruction.
ZOYA
By whom?
NANDINI
By you.
ZOYA
Madam, aapne notice mein “moral failure” bhi likha hai.
NANDINI
Accidentally.
ZOYA
Haan, principal accidentally judgmental hoti hain.
A beat. Both glare.
Zoya leans in, reads the paper.
ZOYA (CONT’D)
Ye signature aapka hai ya school stamp ka emotional support?
NANDINI
Aapko problem kya hai?
ZOYA
Problem? Aapko dhoop se allergy hai aur mujhe attitude se.
Nandini reaches into her giant handbag, pulls out a towel and a plastic box.
Zoya pauses, looks into her scooter compartment, pulls out a similar covered container.
Silence.
NANDINI
...Tum bhi?
ZOYA
...Aap bhi?
They stare.
NANDINI
Is box mein kya hai?
ZOYA
Emergency milk. And blanket.
NANDINI
Mere box mein vet medicine hai.
ZOYA
Kis ke liye?
NANDINI
Security booth ke piche wali cat ke liye.
ZOYA
Same cat.
NANDINI
Tumne bhi dekha?
ZOYA
Main delivery karti hoon, madam. Cat locations mere GPS se zyada accurate hote hain.
Nandini lowers the clipboard.
NANDINI
Main subah se usko shade de rahi hoon.
ZOYA
Main kal se uske liye food la rahi hoon.
NANDINI
Society ko pata chala toh...
ZOYA
Haan. Illegal cat rescue operation.
NANDINI
And hum dono parking spot pe lad rahe the.
ZOYA
Purely for camouflage.
A tiny MEOW from behind the security booth.
Both freeze.
NANDINI
Chup.
ZOYA
Bilkul chup.
Nandini quickly moves the cone aside.
Zoya parks her scooter just enough to block sunlight.
Nandini spreads the towel on the ground.
Zoya opens the box.
NANDINI
Yeh kab se plan tha?
ZOYA
Plan? Madam, yeh improvisation hai. Pure India ka best talent.
NANDINI
Main principal hoon.
ZOYA
Aur main delivery driver.
NANDINI
Toh?
ZOYA
Toh hum dono suspiciously competent hain.
They share a quick laugh, trying not to be loud.
Behind the booth, the CAT’S tiny paw appears.
NANDINI
(whispering)
Bas. Ab koi mat bolna.
ZOYA
(whispering)
Pehli baar, principal madam se main fully agree karti hoon.
They look at each other, then the cat, then the shaded spot.
A beat.
NANDINI
Parking Spot 7... officially rescued.
ZOYA
And unofficially ours.
They both nod, guarding the shade like co-conspirators.
FADE OUT.
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