2 Male + 1 Female (M + M + F) 6 - 9 Minutes Pure Comedy
The Last Client
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100% Free for Filmmakers Casting Director Note: Use these curated dialogue beats during casting auditions and table reads. Characters switch naturally between Hindi and English (Hinglish).
PANKAJ (ghadi dekhte hue)
Agar last client aaj nahi aaya na, main seedha ghar nahi... main retirement le lunga.
SURESH
Chill kar. Last client hota hai toh ya toh paisa hota hai ya trauma.
TARA
Mujhe urgent matter hai.
PANKAJ
Isme aapka naam Tara hai.
TARA
Mere ex ka favourite font tha.
TARA (leaning in)
Dekho, mujhe bas ek strong case chahiye.
PANKAJ
Strong... kis angle se?
TARA
Civil.
SURESH
Criminal?
TARA
Family.
TARA
Aap dono mujhe avoid kar rahe ho.
TARA
Toh phir itne nervous kyun ho?
TARA
Aur aap dono simple bhaagne wale ho.
TARA
Main client nahi hoon.
TARA
Aaj audit tha.
TARA
Mujhe dekhna tha ki jab case mushkil lage, tum log sach bolte ho ya ek dusre ko case pass karte ho.
TARA
Kal se office mein honesty ka audit hoga.
TARA (looks at vending machine)
Woh machine ka bill bhi.
SURESH (looking at vending machine)
Is office mein sabse safe case snack ka lag raha hai.