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1 Male + 2 Female (M + F + F) 6 - 9 Minutes Pure Comedy

Deadline at the Café

Actor Masterclass: Stanislavski Subtext & Canonical Audition Sides

Canonical Hinglish Audition Sides

Casting Director Note: Use these curated dialogue beats during casting auditions and table reads. Characters switch naturally between Hindi and English (Hinglish).
ANJALI (deadpan)
Sixty minutes. Script. No drama. No excuses.
ANJALI (reading the screen)
Your cursor is doing more work than you.
TINA (placing coffee)
Black coffee. For the man with the blank page.
ROHIT (defensive)
Main process mein hoon.
ANJALI (reading the notebook)
“Milk. Bread. Existential crisis.”
TINA (dry)
That’s not research. That’s your personality.
ROHIT (dramatic)
Mera muse late hai.
TINA (cutting in)
Muse? Sir, yahan waiter late hoti hai, muse nahi.
ANJALI (reading the receipt)
These are script notes.
TINA (matter-of-fact)
Ghostwriting sounds fancy. I prefer “emotional cleanup.”
ANJALI (amused, pressing)
Months. You’ve been helping him for months.
TINA (final blow)
No, I maintain the brand.
TINA (writing on the receipt)
If you want brilliance, tip on time.
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