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Goa Is a Bad Influence

Goa Is a Bad Influence

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Goa greeted them with heat that turned Meher’s airport outfit from aspirational white to an argument with reality.

The four women emerged from arrivals wearing sunglasses, carrying too many bags and displaying the confidence of people who had not yet attempted local transport. Their driver was waiting beneath a sign that said TANIA SACHDEV AND FRENS.

“Close enough,” Rhea said. “We have all been legally renamed.”

The driver had misunderstood the guesthouse address. Naina discovered the quoted fare did not include airport parking. Meher wanted to stop for a photograph at a roadside viewpoint that did not exist. Tanya sat by the window and watched coconut trees, painted houses and sudden stretches of water replace Delhi’s concrete impatience.

Her shoulders lowered by degrees.

Casa Estrela stood at the end of a narrow lane behind a white wall crowded with bougainvillea. Its manager, Mrs Leela D’Souza, met them in the courtyard with four welcome drinks and no welcome expression.

“No glass near the pool,” she said. “No wet clothes on furniture. No loud music after eleven. Visitors sign the register with identification. Lost key is five hundred rupees.”

“What if we find it later?” Rhea asked.

“Then you have paid five hundred rupees for a lesson.”

Their rooms were on the first floor, connected by a balcony overlooking the courtyard. The walls were pale blue. The beds had white mosquito nets arranged with a romance the room’s tube light immediately cancelled.

Naina photographed the minibar price list.

“Evidence,” she said.

Meher opened the cupboard. “We need one room for clothes.”

“We need both rooms for humans,” Tanya replied.

It took forty minutes to assign beds, fifteen to locate Meher’s charger, and another hour for everyone to say she would be ready in five minutes.

Tanya changed in the bathroom. The red bikini fit exactly as it had in Delhi. Over it she wore denim shorts and a long white shirt that could be buttoned into respectability at short notice.

When she stepped into the room, Meher looked up from applying mascara.

“You look good.”

“I look visible.”

“That is usually how looking works.”

At the beach, nobody cared.

A family was building a fort ambitious enough to require planning permission. Two men were losing a fight with an umbrella. A dog slept on its back with complete spiritual confidence. Around them, people existed in every possible shape, age and degree of clothing.

Tanya removed her shirt.

For twenty minutes she believed the entire coastline had turned toward her. Then Rhea walked backwards into a wave, vanished in foam and stood up shouting about attempted murder. Naina laughed so hard she dropped her sunglasses. Meher ran to save her phone from the water.

Self-consciousness became inconvenient.

They swam, or in Meher’s case arranged themselves near water. Tanya let the waves lift her and remembered Sunita calling it good exercise. The thought made her laugh.

“What?” Naina asked.

“Nothing I can explain without a family meeting.”

At sunset they took photographs. Eighty-six of them. In most, somebody’s eyes were closed or a stranger walked through the background. In the one Meher finally approved, all four looked sunlit, effortless and entirely unprepared. It had required seventeen instructions.

That evening they ate fish curry at a nearby restaurant. Rhea ordered feni because it counted as local culture and regretted her commitment after one sip.

“This tastes like a fruit made a threat,” she said.

“Holiday crime number three,” Meher reminded her.

“The crime is against fruit.”

Back at Casa Estrela, they planned to rest for twenty minutes before going out again. Everyone fell asleep wearing makeup.

Day Two began at ten-thirty with accusations.

“Who turned off my alarm?” Meher demanded.

“You,” Naina said. “I watched.”

They found Zoya’s café near the beach, a blue-and-yellow place shaded by palms and patched fabric canopies. Chalkboards advertised breakfast, coffee and a drink called Bad Influence.

Zoya Mirza stood behind the counter wearing silver hoops and the expression of a woman who had watched tourists invent freedom before breakfast.

“Four cold coffees,” Naina said. “Two omelettes, one avocado toast, one fruit bowl.”

“And dignity?” Zoya asked.

“Not in the budget,” Rhea replied.

The men at the next table laughed.

There were four of them. Sam Gulati looked built by a fitness advertisement and dressed by a music festival. Dev Kapoor had kind eyes and the worried posture of someone continually preparing to apologise for his friends. Vikram Rao carried a camera and appeared to be photographing his coffee. The fourth man wore a faded blue shirt and an amused expression Tanya mistrusted immediately.

“We weren’t laughing at you,” he said.

“Then your timing needs work.”

“Kabir.” He offered the name as settlement.

“Tanya.”

“Are all Delhi people hostile in Goa?” Zoya asked.

“Only before coffee,” Kabir said.

“And after,” Tanya added.

The discovery that both groups were from Delhi was treated as cosmic coincidence, though Delhi appeared to have supplied half the café. Sam invited them to a beach shack that evening. Meher said they had plans. Rhea said their plans were deliberately flexible. Naina asked whether the shack accepted cards.

“Please say yes,” Dev told Sam. “If you say ‘good vibes only,’ I will leave you here.”

Vikram turned his camera screen toward them. He had captured Rhea standing at the counter with one hand raised, apparently delivering judgment while Zoya watched without concern.

“Delete that,” Rhea said.

“It is documentary truth.”

“Truth requires consent.”

Vikram deleted it in front of her. Rhea’s expression softened by half a degree.

Kabir asked Tanya what she taught.

“English.”

“That explains the hostile review of my sentence structure.”

“Your sentence structure was acceptable. The content lacked credibility.”

“Do you grade strangers often?”

“Only the ones who introduce themselves.”

He smiled as though she had said something generous.

At eight that evening, both groups occupied a long table at a beach shack beneath strings of lights. The sea was a dark sound beyond the sand. Drinks arrived in colours that did not occur in responsible nature.

Tanya ordered a gin cocktail, watched it being made and carried it herself. Naina noticed and nodded. The rules from Delhi had not vanished merely because the air smelled of salt.

“Holiday crime,” Rhea announced. “Talk to strangers.”

“We’ve exchanged names,” Dev said. “Legally, acquaintances.”

“Objection. Do not do law near me.”

“You started it.”

They played a game of questions and penalties. Sam admitted he had pretended to like jazz for six months to impress a woman. Meher confessed that she scheduled social-media posts to appear spontaneous. Naina revealed she had downloaded the café menu before agreeing to come.

“Your turn,” Kabir told Tanya. “Least teacher-like thing you’ve done.”

“Teachers are people.”

“That sounded like a warning.”

“It was a learning objective.”

“You avoided the question.”

“That is teacher-like.”

He listened in a way that made silence feel like a gift rather than a gap. It was a professional skill, Tanya decided. Kabir worked as a freelance experiential-events consultant. When she asked what that meant, he said, “People pay me to make temporary things feel important.”

“Like holidays?”

“Like everything.”

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